Preface

It’s not about us, it’s about you.  No really, you: the user.

User.

Use.

er.

We’ve been hearing it all, from “when is LoveChild going to be done” to “lollzz i want my love child now j/k haha xoxox!!!”.  These days, I agree with those comments.  I want LoveChild out the door as soon as possible.  I want it so bad.  But honestly, there’s really nothing I can say other than “omg i’m soooo sorry it’s coming soon i swear!!” (read: “it’s in beta”).

We promise it’s coming.  We really do.  And to show you that we care, we’re going to tell you about LoveChild and it’s many, many (many) feature promises.  We’ll detail our product timeline, the one that stretches all the way into the meta-infinite.  We’ll show you each and every UI sketch, including the picture we took of the original design etched on a stone tablet (which we had to toss off a cliff to ensure that it wouldn’t get into the hands of other app developers).  We’ll hold our breaths and won’t stop gagging until every line of code gets written, every font edge rounded, every graphic beveled and embossed in all the glory that is poor web2.0 photoshopping.  We won’t stop working for you, the user.  And for that precise reason, we’ll tell you all about LoveChild tomorrow.

We promise.  =)

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